Does anyone else’s child try to constantly smother them, beat them up, or gouge their eyes out? Mine does. All the time. You may think I’m over reacting. I think not.
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So, things I’ve learnt from this
1: My child really does hate me.
2: I wear my dressing gown more than I should. Even when I’m dressed.
Hope you’ve had a good laugh at my expense.
Siaan & Thea xxx
Oh, P.S. Pretty should I could have done the alphabet two fold but it many photos on this phone!
30 year old mummy to Baby Thea born in September 2015. Currently a Treatment Coordinator and social media manager. Netball player, cake lover and Clubbercise goer!
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Yes!! We have a saying around here that our 13mo is good at face raking and fish hooking. They are terrible, these kiddos! They love us but just can’t show it so well yet….
Am enjoying your blog – just hopped over!
This is hilarious. 😂 oh Thea xx
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My poor squashed face doesn’t look the best but too funny not to post. 😂
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LOL!!! This made me laugh so much! All of my kids, as toddlers, have done the same!
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I’m just glad people are finding it amusing lol
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Hahahahhaha those pictures though!!!! 😂😂😂 she certainly looks like she’s enjoying herself ….. you…..not so much haha! Xx
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Sometimes I really think she’s going to break my neck lol
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Yes!! We have a saying around here that our 13mo is good at face raking and fish hooking. They are terrible, these kiddos! They love us but just can’t show it so well yet….
Am enjoying your blog – just hopped over!
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Thank you! I’m hoping that some day soon she’ll show me love and affection another way. Besides gouging my eyes out I mean!
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